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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing; so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.
Lol, so true! Especially number ten!
I like it. Even sent it to a bunch of my friends.
Bob
You have friends?
Not since I sent them your stupid joke.
Bob
So what is it after you say "I'm fantastic in bed and the guy says "so, I'm gay!Another marketing campaign?
Hmmm, never thought of that.
I think that would be a mis managed marketing campaign as you obviously didn't do a thurrow investigation of your target audience. The real question, what happens if you tell him you are good in bed, but he responds, ok, but how are you on the coffee table!
I'd tell him I'm good on all types of furniture. LOL
Lol! nice one becky!
How are you on a lamp? I'm looking for a hot date.
Bob
Bob, I think she would blow your fuse before your bulb even got hot! You know those Ohio women!
smiles, nice becky
Bob, you're sick. Lamps have bulbs, and bulbs break easily, and well...I don't want glass slivers in my...
ha-ha-ha he never said anything about using the top, plus you said you were "good on all types of furniture."
I meant sturdy furniture. LOL
BTW, this isn't really Becky writing all this, it's her evil twin.
BTW: Becky is her evil twin, so it has to be you.
Got you with the lamp didn't I Beck. Your shady past is catching up with you. Get it? shady?
Bob
Got it. Very funny.
So, do you wanna?
Yes, but not on, with, or near a lamp
But... just try it one time. I promise you'll like it.
Bob
Famous last words!